var tagLines = new Array(
"Now with address search.",
"300% Hotter!",
"Really.    Really.    Cool.",
"Look where you're going.",
"It's like going there, but less tiring.",
"The best pedometer you never bought.",
"It's free (and worth every penny).",
"A riddle inside a mystery wrapped in an enigma with a creamy nougat center.",
"We don't need no stinking logo.",
"The shortest distance between <i>n</i> points.",
"It's great!  As long as you only run in straight lines.",
"It's how software <i>should</i> smell.",
"We can't get you there, but we can tell you exactly how far.",
"Coming soon: spinning graphics!",
"Now with 30% fewer &lt;BLINK&gt; tags.",
"Made with 100% recycled electrons.",
"Geo-licious",
"You can really taste the trigonometry.",
"So you don't have to drive your car there to find out how far it is.",
"All your routes are belong to us.",
"Badger, badger, badger, badger (mushroom, mushroom).",
"We paid attention in math class so you don't have to.",
"Gives you something to do during your recovery time.",
"If itching or rash develops, discontinue use.",
"The burning sensation means it's working.",
'Answers the question: "Where are we going?"  The answer to "What am I doing in this handbasket?" is up to you.',
"Way easier than counting how many strides you took.",
"It's better than guessing.",
"You can use the satellite pictures to see what's in your neighbor's yard.",
"Get out.",
"Out you go.",
"You should see all the monkeys it takes to draw these maps.",
"36 days without a safety violation",
"Will code for beer."
);

function rndTag() {
	var i = parseInt(Math.random() * tagLines.length);
	return tagLines[i];
}